🗑️ 🧵 /smg/ - Strongman General
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Aug 2023 02:37:07 UTC No. 159882
2 weeks until the Shaw Classic. Will Trey three-peat?
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Anonymous at Thu, 3 Aug 2023 23:41:08 UTC No. 159858
I went to my first no-gi BJJ class today.
You guys are fags and I'm never doing that shit ever again.
🧵 Anon, the diver.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 14:49:53 UTC No. 159640
> Be me
> 2k14
> 16 years old.
> Be born in rich family
> You all go on expesive vacations, etc.
> You got one dream, one hobby
> Diving
> Finish OWD [Open water diver] training
> Get licensed
> Dad takes you to your instructor, a good honest guy who doesn't scam people
> Have an few good divings with your new diving partner [instructor]
> you guys plan an trip with some other divers that instructor trains
> You all choose an yacht and diving all across the maledives.
> Wait for the time to go
> You go on that vacations
> You're in one room with your dad.
> First diving, water is warm.
> Your stupid ass thought youre going directly off the yacht
> no_beacose_lifes_a_bitch.jpg
> you sit on the boat with other divers, a black guy steers it
> You all arrive on the diving site, looks good
> Other divers are 3 old experienced divers with max +10 years old of diving
> There's only one girl, a rich father daugher that was alone with same diving instructor as mine
> You all have to jump out at same time, from sitting position, and turn back to balance yourself off boat
> Thankfully your instructor pushed you back
> Why at same time? Boat is moving, so the bottles on your back can hit someone that is already in the water if you jump out late, in this case you wait
> good_diving.jpg
> Few days pass, you all explore good diving sites with an diving guide, good man.
> One day, you all go to boat, as usual.
> Arrive at diving site
> Think that your instructor will push you with him
> That girl sits next to you.
>they all jump out, but you jump out late, beacose youre an idiot.
>Hit the girl accidently with your oxygen tank
> remember that it can be fatal injury for brain, it weights a shitton
>couple of seconds ago realize what happened.
>oh_fuck.jpg
>Girl is well, you finish diving,
> you apologize to a girl, she's not mad thankfully.
To this day im cringing out about this.
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Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 12:33:44 UTC No. 159620
>rnc not in top 3
>not a single vote on d'arce
>12% voted on things that never happen and/or are considered low procentage by everyone
These 533 grapplers are weird
🧵 Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @nocover
Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @rEdDiT_Access at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 01:55:42 UTC No. 159561
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🧵 Judo is such a joke
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 23:18:52 UTC No. 159527
Im sorry guys, unless this guy is totally off base, im forever laughing at judo fanboys
>just throw him on the ground and you win
>no you dont actually have to beat him just put him on the ground
>no you cant grab his legs
>if you cant put him on the ground the way we like it then you can just sandbag on top of him and win
literally Judo is to grappling what taekwondo is to kickboxing/muay thai
https://youtu.be/R_A3usNeA-Q
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Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 12:32:32 UTC No. 159467
>men under 6’ when they learn that martial arts only work when you’re already big and strong
🗑️ 🧵 How to spot a legit dojo
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 11:32:40 UTC No. 159462
>your coach wants to be called Genghis Khan or emperor Nero instead of sensei
>Genghis Khan only speaks Japanese, Mongolian and Latin but he's so charismatic you understand him anyways
>When a new student appears, Genghis Khan karate chops his neck. If the student doesn't die, he deserves to join.
>everything you do is illegal in Scandinavia
>Genghis Khan has PTSD from Vietnam war because it was too boring
>Genghis Khan was a member of Bloods and Crips at the same time but both of them fired him for being too cruel
>you drill punches to the face with full force
>you do some hard sparring with random people who are walking by dojo
>students who have been practicing for more than 10 years spar on wheelchairs (and still win against bywalkers)
>Genghis Khan handles groin kicks so well you were thinking he doesn't have balls but than he shows you how he breaks bricks with his nuts
>you build pain resistance by smashing each other with cars
>belt gradings contain doing kata under water and you aren't allowed to breathe until you do everythinng perfect
>Genghis Khan believes that society without state would be bellum omnia contra omnes. That's why he's an anarchist.
>Genghis Khan is so mighty he has 10th dan in all martial arts under himself
>several krav maga instructors have been practicing in this dojo but they didn't implement Genghis Khan's techniques because they're too deadly
>You have one punching bag made of raw meat to train biting and one made of tungsten to train headbutts
>you drill gun disarms with loaded magnum 44 revolver
>you drill rape defence with a convinced rapist
>you practice chair strikes as a defence against a SWAT team
>some of the students fight in UFC because they like light sparring
>Genghis Khan is neither a man nor a woman. He's an attack helicopter because he can destroy a whole brigade of infantry.
>building owner thinks Genghis Khan is running ballet classes so when he visits the dojo, you dance not to get kicked out
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Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 01:42:38 UTC No. 159403
I need advice from boxers, I am 21 y/o and I have been boxing for about 2 years and my coach has been egging me on to fight in amateur. What are some things I should expect?
> I can only train about 2-3 hours a day which is usually how much I train, is that enough?
> I have been doing boxing as a hobby and an outlet I take the training seriously but do I have to be 100% passionate about boxing to succeed? I have many other hobbies I like to do but I just don’t want it to completely consume my life.
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Anonymous at Mon, 31 Jul 2023 20:07:19 UTC No. 159359
Should more MMA promotions allow fighters to use the Gi if they want?
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Anonymous at Mon, 31 Jul 2023 03:11:10 UTC No. 159263
I’m interested in getting into wrestling, but one of my biggest fears is a spinal cord injury. I’m an athletic person, and I wouldn’t consider myself overly cautious, but spinal cord injuries seem so prevalent in wrestling, and I’d rather be dead than paralyzed. What should I do?
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 23:33:46 UTC No. 159238
If Shaq beat Maywether, Masahiko Kimura's fans would start thinking that basketball is a better martial art than boxing
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 19:00:06 UTC No. 159208
Does arm wrestling count as an extreme sport?
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 18:00:58 UTC No. 159200
What's the point in learning extensive grappling if you can just practice takedown defense and striking?
🧵 New submission has been released!
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:11:23 UTC No. 159176
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🧵 Complete knee blow out
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:00:48 UTC No. 159175
I am 42. Decided to jump on a skateboard which should be relatively easy think to do. I just forgot I’m overweight and live pretty sedentary and have no business acting like I’m 25.
Pushed it out a bit on flat ground and hopped on. Saw like a flash, it was like a temporary loss of consciousness, I think shock from pain. Didn’t hit my head. Came to on ground in pain. Thought knee was sprained so I got up and it just collapsed again.
I have complete tear of ACL/ MCL and a Tibia plateau fracture with a segond fracture (some price kinda floating around). I see surgeon tomorrow. Anyone ever done anything this bad to their knee? How much trouble am I in here?
🧵 Feeling angry. What do ?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 02:04:46 UTC No. 159081
Tall half white half mexican freak girl savagely beat me up in muay thai class today.
I'm 5'6 while she's easily 6' plus. My nose was bleeding earlier today, one tooth from my upper jaw is loose, while my sides are still hurting from her roundhouse kicks. She humiliated me in front of everyone. I couldn't do shit, just fucking overpowered. She kicked my ass while wearing the most girly clothes possible, a pink gym skirt barely covering her asscheeks, black top with visible sports bra straps, and pink gloves. Our instructor fucking hates me, and I think he intentionally paired me with her to give her a good practice punchbag. She looks sexy though, when she bends, her ass looks shapely.
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 20:01:04 UTC No. 159032
Are Judo strikes more similar to Karate striking or Boxing striking in terms of power output?
🧵 /xs/ Soccer Team Match
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 18:17:11 UTC No. 159014
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 17:09:16 UTC No. 159003
Anyone know of good live stream sites for fights?
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 12:17:15 UTC No. 158937
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 00:18:53 UTC No. 158881
Using all of your martial arts knowledge,
How do you escape this position as the guy on the bottom?