🧵 I'm looking for a word
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 23:25:47 UTC No. 165777
what is the name of the trend that includes slappies and other goofy things.
also read this https://www.metroleague.org/what-is
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Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 22:53:26 UTC No. 165772
My teeth, especially incisors often hurt for no reason, like there was too many teeth in my jaw, therefore I don't like biting hard apple core and I would never risk opening a bottle of beer with my teeth.
I guess I shouldn't compete in striking sports and instead go for bjj or something but should I even train striking, which includes sparring with a mouthpiece?
Also, how can I fix my teeth?
🧵 /box/ general
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 22:10:45 UTC No. 165765
Hello, I've been training since March, and while some months I've been more consistent with my training than others, I typically train at least 3-4 times a week. Recently, I had my third sparring session, and I have another one scheduled for tomorrow against someone from a different gym. I'd appreciate any tips you could offer. I wore a gray shirt during my last sparring session, and I'm aware that I didn't perform well. I struggled with ducking, clinching, and had little to no head movement, but was just feeling unusually tired and my throat was hot and the flow of air was so hot for some reason.
Here's the sparring, I am in the gray shirt. Slightly taller.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1d1
🧵 Broken bones /mtb/
Crippled anon at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 13:41:30 UTC No. 165643
Im new to 4chan so i don’t rlly know what im doing
Tl:dr broke my wrist and hip while mtb > on my mtb at a local small (6 short tracks) jump track
> only me and stranger are there very friendly ppl
> i was waiting for a friend from 1 town over to come to stay night then to to city the next day
> Was heading to a double black jump
> i had done in the past
> hit it from a new angle
> dont have enough speed due to not knowing how fast to go from new angle
> hit jump
> fly through the air i love this bit
> feel something isn’t right
> case on jump landing rlly hard
> fly through the air onto ground
> stand
> think im ok
> look at wrist
> wrist is bent in a way its never bent before
> limp three steps to get off track (cant be in some ones way right)
> stare first person i see in they eye
> yell at this poor kid CALL A AMBULANCE this kid was terrified
> ppl are shocked
> lay down
> friendly/helpful adults come to help
> SCREAMING IN PAIN
> explain wrist is fucked and hip hurts ik its not a spinal or head injury thank god
> get adult to call mum
> yell HI MUM IM IN PAIN ect…
> wait 1 hr for ambulance in PAIN
> scream the whole time
> see paramedics
> beg for green whistle before they can even say anything
> get green whistle
> first time getting high it was soooo good
> most pain goes
> don’t remember much
> arrive at ER
> accidentally yell IM HIGH AS FUCK
> nurse threatened to take my whistle if i swear again
> keep my mouth very shut despite being high as a kite
> wrist is swollen and purple like a grape
> if not fixed soon will have to get amputated (didn’t know this at the time)
> get xray
> say ill walk out of the hospital if they give me a needle (have a needle fobia)
> Get laughing gas
> wake to my wrist being fixed its in a cast but its rlly swollen like 2x bigger
> get transferred to different hospital
> stare at paramedics tits the whole time it’s rlly nice
This part 1 have ran out of words if this gets enough attention i will share more
🧵 How to find the GOAT with Chael Sonnen
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 00:44:48 UTC No. 165591
If you've never watched Sonnen vs Silva 1, Sonnen vs Silva 2, Sonnen vs Jones and Sonnen vs Fedor, watch it now.
Now, as you've watched these, you probably saw that
>Silva won the 1st fight in 5th round by a miracle
>Sivla won the 2nd fight in 2nd round after losing the 1st round
>Fedor won the fight in 1st round
>Jones not only won the fight in the 1st round but also humbled him so harshly I would commit seppuku after this fight if I were Cheal.
From this we can see that Jones>Fedor>>Silva>>>Sonnen. On the other hand, Jones was much younger than Sonnen, unlike Silva and Fedor. So who is actually the GOAT? Of course, it's GSP.
🧵 /esg/ - Eternal Skateboarding General
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 00:43:05 UTC No. 165590
/esg/ edition edition
old bread >>163815
Be nice to everyone and remember to skate embankments
🧵 /BJJ/ - BJJ General
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Sep 2023 19:28:04 UTC No. 165551
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu General
Welcome home, son edition
Smoothcomp
https://smoothcomp.com
Belt Checker
https://www.beltchecker.com
Previous thread
>>161690
Thread question: If someone throws a punch in a roll, what's the correct response?
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Anonymous at Thu, 7 Sep 2023 12:37:13 UTC No. 165501
How much bigger does a woman of same skill + training(steroids) Need to be to defeat a man?
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Anonymous at Thu, 7 Sep 2023 09:52:52 UTC No. 165491
serious question.
is it possible to learn some martial arts/self defense as a hikikomori hermit who sits at home all day.
🧵 road work discussion
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Sep 2023 04:17:47 UTC No. 165471
How do running regiments differ between sports?
Are long runs overrated?
If I fight 3x3min should i be running steadily for 30mins most of the time?
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Anonymous at Wed, 6 Sep 2023 22:09:26 UTC No. 165452
>MMa fags stay on the defensive too much
>thai niggas onky try kicks
>Kickbox fags as well
>BJJ niggers try to have gay sex
>Wrestling niggers as well
>Boxers actualy take the initiatives
Why s boxxing the only entertaining fightijg sport again?
🧵 Why hasn't air racing taken off?
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Sep 2023 19:41:07 UTC No. 165434
It seems like the sport as a whole has stalled ever since the Red Bull Air Race was cancelled. Is it just the expense?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNk
🧵 /pg/ Pankration General
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Sep 2023 17:54:50 UTC No. 165418
butt-naked and running out of ideas edition
Talk about either the ancient Greco-Roman fighting style of Pankration or the modern, Jim Arvanitis sporty version.
>What is Pankration?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pankr
🧵 Power Slap
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Sep 2023 16:51:08 UTC No. 165406
This is the most retarded sport to have come out in recent years. Calling it a sport is even stretching it, it's more of a spectacle for the lowest dregs of the earth.
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Anonymous at Wed, 6 Sep 2023 13:52:27 UTC No. 165385
Is there any sport\athletic sort of camp\facility\play center which most accurately trains for IRL police and military situations? Simunition airforce ,or I think its called Force-on-force? or maybe a version of Dog Brothers kali or HEMA\BON that allows a variety of non-edged weapons combined with striking and grappling?
I'm already saving money to do an Armed Escort (bodyguard) course, recently I got a gun license and try to often train at a range. In a couple of years when Im wealthier I will do survivalism training and partake in competitions bases on that...
>which is another question: Trail running, hiking, or Adventure Racing? which other types of competitions are there based on land navigation and athleticism
🧵 Vinny Magalhaes Staph Infection
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Sep 2023 22:22:16 UTC No. 165302
Does anybody have the photo of the aftermath of Vinny's staph infection? I remember a photo showing a whole that was left after they cleaned up the staph infection. It was pretty gross. I just can't seem to find it and I'm no longer sure if it even existed in the first place.
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Anonymous at Tue, 5 Sep 2023 00:06:30 UTC No. 165181
How do fighters, especially boxers, run and do tons of constant cardio and still have muscular physiques and plenty of power/strength? Is /fit/ lying to me about cardio killing gains and bulk/cut cycles?
🧵 Swimming
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Sep 2023 19:57:07 UTC No. 165158
Do you like swimming? I tried picrel today and I became a speed demon under the water. It was very fun.
Is swimming a too limited/personal for a sport to be talked about on /xs/?
Was about to post this on /sp/ but I checked its catalog and it was all Football/Soccer so I posted here instead.
🧵 GOATs
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Sep 2023 23:52:33 UTC No. 165042
Muhammad Ali
Aleksandr Karelin
Hakuho Sho
Each of them the greatest of all time in their respective sport. What other GOATs are there in the world of /xs/? Doesn't need to be a martial artist.
🧵 Did Leon Pinecki have a perfect fighter's physique?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Sep 2023 15:45:07 UTC No. 164991
>muscular (not as much as Brock Lesnar but still)
>height 203 cm
>reach 249 (!) cm
>weight 128 kg (probably the heaviest you can get to be able to cut to ufc heavyweight)
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Anonymous at Sun, 3 Sep 2023 12:12:16 UTC No. 164971
How would you (try to) beat someone stronger than you but with little to no experience with martial arts?
🧵 /asg/ Airsoft General
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Sep 2023 11:06:33 UTC No. 164965
Charlie's in the Trees Edition
Old Thread: >>158937
Keep strictly real-steel related topics in >>>/k/, gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
If you have a useful guide or want to rework one for the OP, post it and someone will add it to the next one.
>Updated Newbie pastebin
https://pastebin.com/Qy01C4Ta
>/asg/ retailer guide
https://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>Legal comprehensive, crosscheck with your local laws to be on the safe side
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal
🧵 Just go fight you utter subhumans
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Sep 2023 05:50:54 UTC No. 164944
"muh best martial art"
"muh street fight"
"muh hema for self defence"
"muh I have a gun"
I have been fighting since 13 and never stoped, I have at least 50 medals and 3 trophys here and it is simple, just go take classes and compete ... there is no big secret
Go to the fighting gym you have at your disposal and practice like a man, can't get any simpler than that
if you win against experienced ppl you're good to go if not you're weak and need to practice more
>you'll never carry a gun everywhere or in parties
>you'll never carry a sword anywhere
>you'll never eye gouge someone unless
you're getting smashed and is desperate
>you'll never get in a street fight unless you're a nigger
>you'll probably just try to defuse the situation anyway or run for you life