🧵 The Ultimate Self-Defense Championships Season 2
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Dec 2023 23:04:02 UTC No. 180470
For those unfamiliar:
Last year "The Lithuanian Steven Seagal" Rokas Leo held an "Ultimate Self-Defense Championship" event where he shipped out several martial artists with prominent social media personalities including Ramsey "Monologuing Mormon" Dewey, Icy "Angry Manlet" Mike, Sensei "IcyMike's Sancho Panza" Seth, and Jeff "Why am I doing this? I have a career!" Chan to engage in a multi-round series of self-defense challenges at an Australian center specifically built around these scenarios.
It was incredibly amateurish and awkward, the scoring system was nonsense causing two of the most """"experienced"""" floundering, and nearly killed Ramsey Dewey because some retard jumped off of a ceiling directly onto his head. But it was fun to see these people with many claims be put to the test in variably strange scenarios, initially starting with all of them beating the shit out of each other in a round-robin "tournament" inside a moving bus before a crowd of bogans rushed in to assault them all.
The newest season has been fully filmed and just released a trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xg
The new contestants are:
>Jesse Enkamp
Swedish self-professed "Karate Nerd," karate historian, and gi merchant. Flips between looking like an actual Chad and a balding buck-toothed goober.
>Natan Levy
Israeli UFC lightweight fighter. Been getting social media buzz for various reasons.
>Jeff Chan
Winner of previous USDC. r/aznmasculinity's idol, actually decent guy with a small pedigree.
>Jordan Preisinger
BJJ practitioner with a small YouTube channel but decades of experience in pajama-cuddling.
>Ranton
French-German "Chinese" video game reviewer who stayed at a Shaolin Temple for two years after a racial identity crisis. Massive shitposter.
>Craig Hunter
Some Australian guy that got hired last minute to replace a basketball player. Literally just a regular, physically fit bogan with a wife and kids.
It comes out this April but these threads can survive months.
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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Dec 2023 15:29:45 UTC No. 180426
The only thing that matters in a fight is SPEED
🧵 Ultimate Self Defense Championship Season 2
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Dec 2023 13:48:57 UTC No. 180413
The meme is back. Thoughts on the line-up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xg
🧵 /asg/ Airsoft General
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Dec 2023 09:00:35 UTC No. 180399
"Just get a CYMA" Edition
Old Thread: >>171520
Keep strictly real-steel related topics in >>>/k/, gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
If you have a useful guide or want to rework one for the OP, post it and someone will add it to the next one.
>Recently updated Newbie pastebin
https://pastebin.com/9EdSzRMj
>Recently updated /asg/ retailer guide
https://pastebin.com/VHtFZX8M
>Legal comprehensive, crosscheck with your local laws to be on the safe side
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal
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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Dec 2023 00:51:52 UTC No. 180343
>Practices only one martial art
>It's BJJ
Why are so many bjj fags like this? Literally any other style is a better and cooler option
🗑️ 🧵 i miss when she was Raw women's champion
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Dec 2023 18:15:28 UTC No. 180279
i miss my delicious black waifu
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Anonymous at Wed, 20 Dec 2023 17:42:43 UTC No. 180267
What's Jack Reacher's fighting style?
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Anonymous at Wed, 20 Dec 2023 09:13:03 UTC No. 180217
Why doesn't boxing have books like this?
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Anonymous at Tue, 19 Dec 2023 15:54:00 UTC No. 180085
Boxing skills are the only important skill in a street fight and anyone who thinks differently is stupid.
>watch street fight videos
>everyone is only throwing punches 99% of the time
>fights that go to the ground get broken up
>fights that aren’t broken up get stood up and don’t end until someone gets punched out
If your concerned about what works in a street fight there’s no reason to train literally anything else.
🧵 Is gladiatorial combat an extreme sport?
Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 14:30:37 UTC No. 179972
🧵 Starting a Sumo Club
Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 05:17:40 UTC No. 179948
How do I start a sumo club despite having no friends interested in sumo? (No memes)
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Anonymous at Sun, 17 Dec 2023 13:55:42 UTC No. 179859
Terrified of heights but I'm going to force myself to go skydiving next year. Convince me I won't die.
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Anonymous at Sat, 16 Dec 2023 18:23:08 UTC No. 179762
tony ferguson gonna win, I bet 20 euros on him yo!
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Anonymous at Sat, 16 Dec 2023 17:55:39 UTC No. 179756
It would be pretty embarrassing if Devon lost 6 - 0 again.
🧵 skateboarding injury question
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Dec 2023 18:37:49 UTC No. 179631
during yesterday’s skate session i slipped out of a nollie front noseslide and caught myself with my arm and hyperextended my elbow i was able to skate for an hour or so after but it hurts much worse this mornin, im gonna apply some iceyhot and wrap it up but should i be cool to skate today or will my arms flailing around aggravate the injury more?
fell and caught myself like picrel but worse this time around because i caught my fall with my arm before my foot touched the ground
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Anonymous at Fri, 15 Dec 2023 15:06:49 UTC No. 179610
I'm gonna learn kitesurfing by myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me. No, I won't pay for lessons like you did because I'm not a cuck
🧵 What animals could you beat in a fight?
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Dec 2023 21:45:31 UTC No. 179498
Two questions.
>What animals could you beat in a fight?
>Are there any specific martial arts that theoretically give a practitioner an advantage in a given matchup?
🗑️ 🧵 WHERE CAN I WATCH THE NEXT UFC EVENT
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Dec 2023 03:00:31 UTC No. 179404
need russian link urgent
🧵 /jsa/ Japanese Sword Arts General:
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Dec 2023 00:28:25 UTC No. 179387
Samurai of the dark future edition.
A thread to discuss Kendo/jutsu, Iaido/jutsu.
>What is Kendo?
Kendo is a modern Japanese martial art which combines traditional Japanese swordsmanship (Kenjutsu) techniques with sporting elements for competition. It is practiced with shinai (bamboo swords) and armor. The philosophy of modern Kendo is based off of Budo concepts and aims to develop the self through practice.
>What are the rules of Kendo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb1
>Am I too old to practice Kendo?
No. Westerns start later and many people practice Kendo until they’re dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm3
>Is Kendo a martial art or a sport?
Yes.
>Where can I find a Kendo/Iaido club or dojo?
https://www.kendo-fik.org/organizat
Start with the International Kendo Federation (FIK) and navigate to your country or region. If you live in a particularly large country, your country’s federation will most likely consist of regional federations. Some federations also include Iaido clubs.
>what do I need to start?
Basically nothing sweatpants and a shirt almost all the times your local club will borrow you the necessary equipment too start.
Old thread >>96452
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Anonymous at Wed, 13 Dec 2023 08:43:33 UTC No. 179339
>Not BMX/MTB or Commuter
>Should be erased from the gene pool
🧵 Caucasus and Central Asia grappling
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Dec 2023 02:07:06 UTC No. 179295
Why do these lands from Georgia to Mongolia produce so many good wrestlers and grapplers? What's their secret? Is sambo that good? Is it the folk wrestling variety? The climate? The food? I need to know.
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Anonymous at Tue, 12 Dec 2023 16:48:19 UTC No. 179265
>Can't do MMA anymore because of Vaxxies
>Can't go to the Gym anymore because of Vaxxies
>Can't marry 95% of women because they're vaxxed
how do i cope niggas?
🧵 /curl/ - Curling General
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Dec 2023 23:48:19 UTC No. 179195
World Curling Federation
https://worldcurling.org/
Grand Slam of Curling
https://thegrandslamofcurling.com/