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Anonymous at Wed, 9 Aug 2023 10:54:45 UTC No. 160810
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
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Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 15:48:02 UTC No. 160648
No fucking way does this shit work, this has to be straight aikido-tier
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Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 03:19:50 UTC No. 160560
yeah yeah yeah, but which extreme sport gets me the most pussy?
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Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 00:17:06 UTC No. 160530
Dumbest shit said by particular martial arts practitioners or fans
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Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 19:30:16 UTC No. 160480
If you were to purposely train someone wrong as a joke, how would you do it?
🧵 meetfighters.com
Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 03:03:57 UTC No. 160309
hello, first time poster on this board.
you guys ever discuss meetfighters?
the site is pretty funny just found it today. it brands itself as a place to find sparring partners for boxing, BJJ, wrestling but over the years its become degenerated and full to the brim with faggots that just want to fuck eachother. apparently vice.com ran a gas lighting piece on them years ago calling it a faggot fight club and they just slowly degenerated from the attention.
https://www.meetfighters.com/Mark_u
>A site called Vice has done a video of new group in the UK called fetish fight club. In the Vice article is refers to this site as a Gay wrestling site.
>I would like to point out that a number of people have contacted me very concerned that this has been done and then linked to sites outside of meetfighters. They are very discreet people and are considering leaving the site. I don't care that this Fetish club has started but the impression it has left about meetfighters, I consider to be very extremely damaging.
don't really have much to say i'm just generally fascinated by this. a masculine site essentially got overrun by faggotry because some libs drew a bunch of attention to it. seems like the owner has just embraced the cards he was dealt and now there is profile details you can fill in listing what fetishes you are into. i have to asssume that wasnt a thing way back in 2017 during the time of the linked thread.
anyone got some experience with this place?
🗑️ 🧵 Powerlifting Routine Chicanery
Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 02:29:24 UTC No. 160307
Since Powerlifting and Strongman related content has turned nomadic and came onto here (and rightfully so, if you're lifting 700+ lbs. of metal on your back it should count as an extreme activity)
I want to hear about these guys, more specifically the guy all the way to the left (Mark Chaillet).
Apparently, all he did was work up to heavy singles for his bench, deadlift and squat once a week. He would bench and squat on like a Monday and would deadlift on a Thursday, for the rest of the time he would just fuck off and do whatever. In his abilities, he was able to squat almost 1000 lbs. of weight and became one of the greatest deadlifters in his weight class for the time.
So my question is as follows: Can a 100% natural, 6'0 and 195 lb. man train with that same ultra-minimalistic plan and work his way up to incredible feats of strength (at least a 655 lb. back squat or 595 deadlift)?
🧵 How to make boxing more interesting
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Aug 2023 16:49:54 UTC No. 160208
Create multichampion title.
To fight for a multichampion belt, you would need to be a champion, super champion or interim champion of your weightclass in wbo, wba, wbc or ibf. To win a multichamp belt, you would need to beat all the other contenders. To make multichamp belts even more elitarian, there would be less weightclasses:
>heavyweight 200+ lbs
>cruiserweight 175-200
>light heavyweight 160-175
>middleweight 147-160
>welterweight 135-147
>lightweight 122-135
>bantamweight 112-122
>flyweight 112 or less
People will quickly get that one of the 8 multichampion belts matters more than one of over 50 chamion belts and therefore multichampionship fights will get more ppv.
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Anonymous at Sun, 6 Aug 2023 05:11:18 UTC No. 160140
''elimination''/parkour shows
mxc, american ninja etc.
Who's got the best skillset to beat shit like the logdrop ? a climber, parkour fag, skater?
🧵 Bare human to human fighting schools no gloves
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Aug 2023 19:50:09 UTC No. 160121
Today I broke my first knuckle and it made me reflect even more on the development of martial arts.
I mean we have fighters clearly wearing bandages and gloves in order to maintain their hand health up so they can use it in their daily life (along with making fights more "acceptable" to the public) since we cannot live without them, but in turn it makes fights absolutely unrealistic, grown man punching each other with cushions covering hands, being able to deliver harder hits on a bigger area, now we practically got duped into calling practical any and all fighting that requires equipment to be put on, as if an assaulter will wait for me to put on bandages or gloves even.
Who will save humanity and create a new fighting school that is just bare human to human and uses only what is practical?
Post experience with bare fighting and let's discuss hand strengthening, after this, I am determined to see what is up with hand conditioning, to see if it makes my hands more resistant to slightly stronger blows.
🗑️ 🧵 /plg/ - powerlifting general
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Aug 2023 01:17:06 UTC No. 160018
>programming advice?
post s/b/d@bw+height
>The official pastebin (includes books and videos on various things like recovery, stretching, programs, band usage, etc)
https://pastebin.com/V84Y0J9Y
>Conjugate pastebin
https://pastebin.com/hwp2ANaT
>Tripfag Numbers
https://pastebin.com/xqFCG4t9
>Hero registry
https://pastebin.com/tMdLwJjZ
Previous thread:
>>71834013
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Anonymous at Sat, 5 Aug 2023 00:04:57 UTC No. 160010
Bjj is only gay if you're heavy because if you're light, you can do it with girls
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Anonymous at Fri, 4 Aug 2023 15:44:45 UTC No. 159951
MMA is my favorite ad and the only one that actually made me wanna buy something
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Anonymous at Fri, 4 Aug 2023 14:27:53 UTC No. 159931
5'6 200lbs 18%bodyfat guy Vs 6'5 145lbs with 7ft arm span. Muay thai fight. Both have extremely refined standup technique. Who would win?
🗑️ 🧵 /smg/ - Strongman General
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Aug 2023 02:37:07 UTC No. 159882
2 weeks until the Shaw Classic. Will Trey three-peat?
Want to start strongman? Find a local gym with strongman kit and sign up
https://startingstrongman.com/
Find a strongman comp
https://ironpodium.com/
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Anonymous at Thu, 3 Aug 2023 23:41:08 UTC No. 159858
I went to my first no-gi BJJ class today.
You guys are fags and I'm never doing that shit ever again.
🧵 Anon, the diver.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 14:49:53 UTC No. 159640
> Be me
> 2k14
> 16 years old.
> Be born in rich family
> You all go on expesive vacations, etc.
> You got one dream, one hobby
> Diving
> Finish OWD [Open water diver] training
> Get licensed
> Dad takes you to your instructor, a good honest guy who doesn't scam people
> Have an few good divings with your new diving partner [instructor]
> you guys plan an trip with some other divers that instructor trains
> You all choose an yacht and diving all across the maledives.
> Wait for the time to go
> You go on that vacations
> You're in one room with your dad.
> First diving, water is warm.
> Your stupid ass thought youre going directly off the yacht
> no_beacose_lifes_a_bitch.jpg
> you sit on the boat with other divers, a black guy steers it
> You all arrive on the diving site, looks good
> Other divers are 3 old experienced divers with max +10 years old of diving
> There's only one girl, a rich father daugher that was alone with same diving instructor as mine
> You all have to jump out at same time, from sitting position, and turn back to balance yourself off boat
> Thankfully your instructor pushed you back
> Why at same time? Boat is moving, so the bottles on your back can hit someone that is already in the water if you jump out late, in this case you wait
> good_diving.jpg
> Few days pass, you all explore good diving sites with an diving guide, good man.
> One day, you all go to boat, as usual.
> Arrive at diving site
> Think that your instructor will push you with him
> That girl sits next to you.
>they all jump out, but you jump out late, beacose youre an idiot.
>Hit the girl accidently with your oxygen tank
> remember that it can be fatal injury for brain, it weights a shitton
>couple of seconds ago realize what happened.
>oh_fuck.jpg
>Girl is well, you finish diving,
> you apologize to a girl, she's not mad thankfully.
To this day im cringing out about this.
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Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 12:33:44 UTC No. 159620
>rnc not in top 3
>not a single vote on d'arce
>12% voted on things that never happen and/or are considered low procentage by everyone
These 533 grapplers are weird
🧵 Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @nocover
Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @rEdDiT_Access at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 01:55:42 UTC No. 159561
https://www.eventcreate.com/e/paulv
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🧵 Judo is such a joke
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 23:18:52 UTC No. 159527
Im sorry guys, unless this guy is totally off base, im forever laughing at judo fanboys
>just throw him on the ground and you win
>no you dont actually have to beat him just put him on the ground
>no you cant grab his legs
>if you cant put him on the ground the way we like it then you can just sandbag on top of him and win
literally Judo is to grappling what taekwondo is to kickboxing/muay thai
https://youtu.be/R_A3usNeA-Q
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Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 12:32:32 UTC No. 159467
>men under 6’ when they learn that martial arts only work when you’re already big and strong
🗑️ 🧵 How to spot a legit dojo
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 11:32:40 UTC No. 159462
>your coach wants to be called Genghis Khan or emperor Nero instead of sensei
>Genghis Khan only speaks Japanese, Mongolian and Latin but he's so charismatic you understand him anyways
>When a new student appears, Genghis Khan karate chops his neck. If the student doesn't die, he deserves to join.
>everything you do is illegal in Scandinavia
>Genghis Khan has PTSD from Vietnam war because it was too boring
>Genghis Khan was a member of Bloods and Crips at the same time but both of them fired him for being too cruel
>you drill punches to the face with full force
>you do some hard sparring with random people who are walking by dojo
>students who have been practicing for more than 10 years spar on wheelchairs (and still win against bywalkers)
>Genghis Khan handles groin kicks so well you were thinking he doesn't have balls but than he shows you how he breaks bricks with his nuts
>you build pain resistance by smashing each other with cars
>belt gradings contain doing kata under water and you aren't allowed to breathe until you do everythinng perfect
>Genghis Khan believes that society without state would be bellum omnia contra omnes. That's why he's an anarchist.
>Genghis Khan is so mighty he has 10th dan in all martial arts under himself
>several krav maga instructors have been practicing in this dojo but they didn't implement Genghis Khan's techniques because they're too deadly
>You have one punching bag made of raw meat to train biting and one made of tungsten to train headbutts
>you drill gun disarms with loaded magnum 44 revolver
>you drill rape defence with a convinced rapist
>you practice chair strikes as a defence against a SWAT team
>some of the students fight in UFC because they like light sparring
>Genghis Khan is neither a man nor a woman. He's an attack helicopter because he can destroy a whole brigade of infantry.
>building owner thinks Genghis Khan is running ballet classes so when he visits the dojo, you dance not to get kicked out