🗑️ 🧵 Is this extreme enough?
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Sep 2023 18:28:04 UTC No. 167284
🧵 Martial Arts for Pussies
Anonymous__ at Sun, 17 Sep 2023 17:41:03 UTC No. 167272
I've had 10+ concussions and am super sensitive to head injuries these days.
I've always wanted to try martial arts but can't risk getting hit in the head.
Is there any discipline with near zero head injury risk?
🧵 Gachimuchi memed
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Sep 2023 04:26:14 UTC No. 167176
gf got me to try BDSM but everything felt pussified and I couldn't get into it, then when I did my own thing we had to stop cause I hurt her
showed her a gachimuchi meme and she replied "so this is where you get your fantasies from"
she's fucking right (and I'm coping and sneeding), but I'm not gay so never got turned on by gachimuchi or I'd have worked it out a decade ago
I've been memed into thinking that real men use real pins in the bedroom
anyway does anyone know where/how I can learn how to do bedroom holds and pins?
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Anonymous at Sat, 16 Sep 2023 14:45:09 UTC No. 167040
Are dutch and japanese kickboxing the same, except japanese kickboxers tend to have karate background?
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Anonymous at Fri, 15 Sep 2023 21:59:06 UTC No. 166956
How many pounds should I lift if I box? I know weightlifting is historically frowned upon in boxing, but nowadays it’s more acceptable if it’s lighter and mid tier weights and not bodybuilder tier. How much is too much?
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Anonymous at Fri, 15 Sep 2023 13:47:56 UTC No. 166847
So let me get this straight, people who want to learn boxing/kickboxing/Muay Thai for self defense are told to go train those striking arts. People who aren’t stupid will ask, “will my brain get damaged over time from sparring?” Someone will say, “just spar light and don’t compete”. But then, you might ask, how useful is striking for self defense if you only spar light? The answer is usually “not very much” or “it’s great for getting in shape”. So, striking isn’t that effective for self-defense unless you’re sparring hard occasionally, in which case you’re gradually damaging your brain, even if it’s a small amount. Do you just accept you’ll have to spar hard occasionally for your striking to be effective for self-defense? Doesn’t seem very sustainable as you get older.
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Anonymous at Fri, 15 Sep 2023 10:47:20 UTC No. 166829
Are there any people who are ,say, amateur K-1 champions and go around joining Mcdojos\ninja no-touch combat dojos\"realistic combative" schools etc, to beat up the top students and the master?
would this be being a bully or bringing people down to earth and helping them, so they dont use their mcdojo stuff IRL and thus get killed?
I think there's a chinese guy called mad dog or dog something, that does this
>it seems he sucks as MMA tho? but he became viral for some time
🧵 Karate
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Sep 2023 03:37:04 UTC No. 166778
Why can't karate just put on gloves, a mouth guard, and, if they wanted to boxing headgear, spar like everyone else?
🧵 People laugh at bridgerweight
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 23:32:42 UTC No. 166750
But it actually makes more sense than all these weightclasses with "super" or "jewnior" in its names, none of which existed 70 years ago.
If heavyweight boxers will continue turning into mutants as fast as they've been doing it from Marciano to Fury, 10 years from now you'll see bridger in all promotions and 50 years from now you'll see an additional division at 250 lbs.
🧵 Horn saving fighters from submission or TKO
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 17:55:50 UTC No. 166691
How would you solve this problem? Personally I would abolish breaks. To prevent infinite stalling, referee would tell fighters to stand up if there's no big ground and pound or sensible submission attempts on the ground for 2 minutes. I've also heard ideas not to stop the round if it seems like there's gonna be finish soon or to start a round from the same position the provious round ended in.
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Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 17:28:54 UTC No. 166687
In an ideal world, what did he say?
🧵 Fight against bored
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:32:08 UTC No. 166578
Any ideas on what can distract me from existance? Could be an extreme sport or eating carolina reapers while sitting in church.
I spent the last 7 years of my life diving into wingsuiting. Skydiving -> base -> wingsuit base. I have put housands of hours into this, extreme budgeting, living similar to a homeless person, all for wingsuits.
But I hit the point where progression is basically suicide and I decided to stop. Now that i have tried to stop I am becoming numb, apathetic for existance again.
Anyone have any ideas that are not explicitly air sports like paragliding, speed flying, skydiving or ws base? Could be a completly alternative method for flooding the brain with endorphins.
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Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:13:45 UTC No. 166572
Would it be possibly, with enough training and conditioning, to pierce human flesh with one finger? I found this video of some korean guy punching holes in fruit and stuff with his fingers, (assuming it isn't a hoax, that board breaking bit looked pretty suspect) but human flesh is a different thing altogether, right?
>the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCY
🧵 /mtb/ mountain bike general
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 21:19:38 UTC No. 166558
DT SWISS editon
>FAQ on buying a bike that nobody reads anyway:
>> What good bike can I get for under $500?
>a stolen bike. Possibly a newer used entry level hardtail but don't expect it to survive rock gardens, jumps, or drops. Or an older mtb which won't be as good as newer ones and will still have a front derailleur, but it'll be good enough.
>> What good bike can I get for under $1000
>Good used hardtail, new entry level hardtail
>> What good bike can I get for under $2000?
>New Hardtail, decent used full suspension
>> What good bike can I get for under $3000?
>https://www.yt-industries.com/fr/p
>Used full suspension, decent entry level full suspension but prepared to put more money into it.
>> What are the excellent value brands?
>Marin, Commencal, Canyon, Polygon, YT, Propain, Kona, and many more. Sometimes the expensive brands have an excellent value bike
>> What are the differences between an XC, Trail, Enduro, and Downhill bikes?
>XC bikes are for going up fast, go down not as fast. Trail bikes are for going up and down. Enduro bikes are for going down fast, and slower up. Downhill bikes are for going down really fast, needs a ski lift, truck, or the rider pushing it to go up.
>Link to previous thread
>>161959
🗑️ 🧵 A 1906 photo of a filipina baby tied to a wooden post in New Yorks human zoo.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 07:14:27 UTC No. 166492
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Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 01:09:27 UTC No. 166457
I did abit of sanda before covid. I went to join back up recently only to find out that a new guy runs the place and now does shaolin kung fu there. He mainly focuses on form and not so much sparring which is kinda a red flag. So I'm looking at boxing (because I lost my leg stretch) or muay thai
🧵 Why do they all do this
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 21:32:31 UTC No. 166408
>watch literally any youtube channel of skier who spends a lot of time in pow
>when they're on literally anything that isn't deep pow
>straight forward, speedcheck, straight forward, speedcheck...
>upper body flopping from side to side, not remaining vertical, skis far apart, sometimes in backseat on hardpack while attempting to carve
>youtube comments act like every guy who does this is good at skiing because they found a cool looking place to film
Do people like this just never learn to carve? Or have I not experienced a "true" backcountry/pow ski? I get that you can't carve super well on pow-oriented skis, but when I wear them I only run into the "holy shit these skis are going to kill me" problem when I absentmindedly start trying to do carving shit at speeds that only really work on FIS spec skis anyway.
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Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 15:43:11 UTC No. 166329
MMA matches should start with both fighters wearing full street clothing
i.e. t-shirt, jeans with belt, and laced sneakers
You can take your clothes off if you want, but only after the match has begun
What do you think?
🧵 Best Punch to Knockout?
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Sep 2023 22:05:00 UTC No. 166234
Does anyone know the best way to knock someone out without killing them? I only know basic punches and aren't intimidating in the slightest, but I want to be able to defend myself. Any specific punch or area to disable whoever I'm fighting?
>Pic semi related, I heard jaw punches are good, also the song kicks ass
🧵 Downhill skiing
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 21:37:11 UTC No. 166074
I got these skis at a sale for $5. Older but fit great minus the back part of the binding is broken (pic related).
I looked up salomon 347 bindings with no luck of really any kind. Is there a part I could buy to fix it because it's only that back latch part that is broken. I don't really wanna buy new bindings (nor do I know where to start, I've only rented downhill maybe 1-2/yr).
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Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 18:55:09 UTC No. 166049
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🧵 Reminder:
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 15:51:39 UTC No. 166029
A good 1-2 is literally all you need. That's it.
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Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 14:32:50 UTC No. 166021
How can I get a bike and jump off a cliff with it? (Cause extreme sport)