🧵 Boxers CAN'T fight
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 11:19:31 UTC No. 172322
I have practiced bjj and muay thai and have never lost a street fight to a boxer, Seriously what are you going to do when I shoot for your legs and duck under your punching range or leg and spartan kick you to fucking oblivion? You guys are absolutely helpless, get over yourselves.
🧵 Paragliding General
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 18:53:52 UTC No. 172240
Anyone here into freeflight?
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Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:15:14 UTC No. 172109
"If you wanna make your martial art effective, make medieval japanese clothing nobody wears anymore a fundamental part of it"
-Jigoro Kano
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Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 22:22:44 UTC No. 172027
AH HELP! SECURITY! HE'S PUNCHING ME!!
lmao but seriously why the fuck are they all bald
🧵 /esg/ Enternal Skateboarding General
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 12:54:08 UTC No. 171708
Donger edition.
You're never too old or too fat to skate. I forget the percentage but it's mainly mental.
Trick Tip:
Don't do the X with your arms before popping a truck.
Skatepark tip:
Less chit chat more skating.
Old
>>169024
🗑️ 🧵 It’s over.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 12:18:46 UTC No. 171706
Talent, hard work, skill, none of those mean anything anymore. Now any tranny with enough money and the willingness to die of a heart attack in their forties and can be the G.O.A.T. (TM). Much as I want to tell myself this is just because of USADA sucking in general this is Dana we’re talking about, somehow he’s found a way to rape combat sports even more than he already has. Press S to spit.
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Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 05:00:47 UTC No. 171674
Who would win?
Is there a single style that would let you prevail against a giant rooster?
🧵 /judo/ Judo General - Just Stand Up Edition
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 20:09:32 UTC No. 171627
Thread for Judo (other jacketed wrestling styles welcome)
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Previous thread: >>161197
🧵 Less CTE in kickboxing fights
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 18:06:08 UTC No. 171606
How come there's less CTE in kickboxing than mma/boxing? Not to say there aren't any but...
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Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 05:15:03 UTC No. 171520
Ghilliekiddie edition
Old Thread: >>164965
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🧵 Be honest, could you beat him?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 15:00:03 UTC No. 171413
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Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 14:08:01 UTC No. 171407
If i dossed up on meth woukd i be able to beat a martial artist who doesnt roid?
🧵 Gym Culture Per Martial Art
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 06:11:16 UTC No. 171378
>boxing
most retarded martial artists I've met. they've got hearts of gold but their IQ can't be more than 95.
>bjj
generally chill with a large population of normalfags and basedfags who will quit after 3mos.
>muay thai
boxing but +5-10 to IQ
>judo
im a judoka so im biased. but people are generally well adjusted. the weebs that try get filtered within 3 weeks usually.
>MMA
either intelligent people that come from another martial art, or retards with no prior training that think they'll be the next conor
>taekwondo
kids
Feel free to add your own takes
🧵 /sumo/ - Off-Basho Sumo General
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Oct 2023 20:03:31 UTC No. 171292
Sumo Genius Requiem edition
Schedule: https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/yea
Banzuke: http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.
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Previous Thread: >>168425
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Anonymous at Sun, 8 Oct 2023 17:08:53 UTC No. 171153
ITT: We make combos of meme-tier martial arts\contact sports, to create a new martial art which would be actually very interesting to watch\participate in.
>Baguazhang + pro wrestling. it would be artistic and dynamic, almost like a Twister game between acrobats but also the game is won by doing a greco-roman suplex
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Anonymous at Sun, 8 Oct 2023 06:25:17 UTC No. 171101
>too old to get good at skating
🧵 /BJJ/ - BJJ General
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Oct 2023 19:06:40 UTC No. 171007
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu General
"1924 armlocks" edition
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Belt Checker
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Previous thread
>>167838
Thread question: Do you have a "weak spot" you tap early to? What made it weak?
🧵 got this from billiards
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 17:09:18 UTC No. 170853
billiards is such an extreme sport...
🧵 /dmg/ - Dim Mak General
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 12:59:13 UTC No. 170804
Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING fighting art known to man—and WITHOUT EQUAL. Its MAIMING, MUTILATING, DISFIGURING, PARALYZING and CRIPPLING techniques are known by only a few people in the world. An expert at DIM MAK could easily kill many Judo, Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, and Gung Fu experts at one time with only finger-tip pressure using his murderous POISON HAND WEAPONS.
🧵 What should I choose?
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 04:02:40 UTC No. 170755
My options:
>taekwondo (closest to me. Everything else is 27-30 kilometers away)
>box club
>jiu jutsu (Not brazilian. Does it mean it's inferior?)
>thai boxing (is that the same as muay thai?)
>kickboxing
>Shito ryu karate (is it effective? What's the difference between it and other forms of karate?)
>Wrestling
I think Muay thai is cool because it has tradition and use of 8 limbs but I am not sure how effective it is against normal boxing.
🧵 Was "speed" just a cope?
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 02:27:03 UTC No. 170740
I was born in 89' and growing up if you had an exotic car it meant something. Not just because it looked nice, oh no, that was a coincidence. You were in it for the speed. Fast and the furious was a new way of dialing into that phenomenon. These guys had turbod 4 cylinders and v-6s that could top any exotic car and the common man ate it up. Now we've got electric vehicles that look like Satan himself took a shit on the drag strip eating Bugattis for lunch. An electric style mustang crossover running less than 4 seconds 0-60 can be yours for 20% of what it would cost to own an exotic that's SLOWER. So again I ask, was speed just a cope?
🧵 Robot Wrestling
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 00:27:00 UTC No. 170715
No Battlebots thread? Champions II is airing right now.
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Anonymous at Thu, 5 Oct 2023 08:16:50 UTC No. 170593
>Be me, Bam Margera, legendary skater and prankster extraordinaire.
>Decide to take things to the next level, unleash ultimate chaos.
>Jess, my loyal brother, unsuspecting of my dark intentions.
>Plan a blood ritual, summoning dark forces for ultimate power.
>Jess, clueless fool, falls right into my trap.
>As the moon shines, I strike, ending his life in a twisted sacrifice.
>Blood spills, power surges through my veins, I am unstoppable.
>But wait, what's this? Avengers assemble!
>Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, they confront me.
>With their combined might, they challenge my newfound power.
>Will I prevail or crumble under their heroic onslaught?
>Only time will tell in this epic battle of good versus evil.